1. If you have sneak and invis on, and the mob is looking at you funny.
You're not sneaking past him...
2. Yes RMT deserves to die. And if you find one of em dead, don't raise
him.
3. Maat is a cheater. (And you know those weird creepy items he has
you to collect. Papyrus, bomb coal, etc etc. He uses all that to make
cookies.
)4. Tarutaru make GREAT footballs.
5. NEVER touch a mithra's tail. They get all sensitive and tend to scratch
out your eyes.
6. Never hump a dead mithra either. This will also get your eyes
scratched out.
7. Galka are not "Cute teddy bears." They are massive one sexed
humanoids that can crush you at their will.
8. Never argue with idiots. They tend to think they win every argument,
and all you can walk away with is lost time.
9. It is NOT funny training mobs in Valkurm and sicking them on
organized exp parties.... its fun doing it on the noob ones that tend to
not take helpful advice.
10. If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, tastes like chicken. It's
probably Chocobo.
11. For Altana's sake check on your chocobo in the stables. He wubs
and misses ju!!!
12. Goblins are actually Taru Taru Ninja Assassins protesting against the
next season of American Idol. (Keavy's quote)
13. Lvl 75 does not mean your god. It just means now you're doomed to
nothing else better to do other than level up other jobs or hear other lvl
75's complain about how hard it is to get Relic gear.
14. The difference from a lvl 1 and a lvl 75 is this. Mobs at lvl 75 that
check as Easy Prey aren't Easy Prey. Because Easy Prey don't beat
the living crap out of you until you're nearly dead.
15. Never tell a thief in your party that there is a coffer around. They
tend to pick them, and often get mimics...
16. Joy Toy's make you happy.... oh so happy.....
17. Mithra LOVE shiny things. They can't resist teh shiny.
18. Humes are probably the #1 most ignorant type of characters in the
game. They tend to make very nice pies though.
19. Just so you know, that horrid smell creeping up on you while you
fight a mob, is NOT a second mob that linked. It tends to be
the Elvaan in your party.
20. What do Bogey's do when they aren't munching on lowbies or
terrorize other players? They Knit robes to keep em warm. I've
seen em do it!
