Just imagine what life would be like with laser cannon boobies. Mob aggros you. You turn around, lift up your top, and your laser cannon boobies vaporize the mob and the rest of the mobs sh*t themselves out of fear of the laser cannon boobies. Say /goodbye to aggro.
Plus, it would be a great deterrent to the peeps that want to cyber and for those that do cyber it would make things a lot more interesting.

So if you're like me and want laser cannon boobies in the next update make your voice heard! Say it loud and say it proud.
Thank you. /bow.