FFXI Jokes
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Dukuji
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So, a Tarutaru walks into a bar in Jeuno with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks over in surprise and says, "Whoa! Where'dya get that thing?"
To this the parrot looks at the bartender and says, "Windurst, there's f*cking millions of 'em there."
To this the parrot looks at the bartender and says, "Windurst, there's f*cking millions of 'em there."
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Heh, thats a modification of a joke told by humans in WoW...Dukuji wrote:So, a Tarutaru walks into a bar in Jeuno with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks over in surprise and says, "Whoa! Where'dya get that thing?"
To this the parrot looks at the bartender and says, "Windurst, there's f*cking millions of 'em there."
But more importantly, I would wanna know how the Parrot got on the taru shoulder. No offence to any taru that might see this... but thats not a big perch at all.
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[quote="KahviBut more importantly, I would wanna know how the Parrot got on the taru shoulder. No offence to any taru that might see this... but thats not a big perch at all.[/quote]
They have four claws almost as sharp as ours, opposed 2 X 2. Don't know about you but I can hang on pretty good with five opposed 4 X 1. Of course I have never tried balancing on a Taru's shoulder.
They have four claws almost as sharp as ours, opposed 2 X 2. Don't know about you but I can hang on pretty good with five opposed 4 X 1. Of course I have never tried balancing on a Taru's shoulder.
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Dukuji
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Actually, it's a modification of a joke told to me back in high school in the early 90's. Sorry but I’ve never played WoW. These kinds of things come around every year or two.Kahvi wrote:Heh, thats a modification of a joke told by humans in WoW...
I should have said that the parrot was on his head; tons of room there, enough for 5-6 parrots I would think.
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