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Sharing some lulz :D

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I recently rediscovered The Correctness. Some of their stuff is iffy, but a few are true gems. :D

Like their Open Letters, those tend to be funny reads:
http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctne ... tee-girls/
<After picture of a girl in a I <3 Lamp shirt>
YOU LOVE LAMP? I love lamp too! I also saw that movie and understand the reference! Now I totally have a shot with you. Together you and I will bask in the illusion of your approachability based on our non existent things in common that I have erroneously inferred from the t-shirt you are wearing.
And later:
Yes. You are a cute, approachable nerd who in no way is manipulating me into buying a t-shirt with a slogan on it that will be completely off of the pop culture radar by the time it is delivered to me.
Or another article, http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/e ... nted-male/ (it IS SFW despite the title ^^)
He paused the DVD, and rose from the couch.

“Are you getting up to make a sandwich?” she asked, coyly.

“Yes, I am,” he replied.

“Then let me be direct. Instead of eating a portion of your sandwich when you bring it over here, leaving us both unsatisfied, I would like for you to prepare two separate sandwiches, and I will eat one of them,” she said.

Tears of joy trickled down his face, and when he returned, he brought two more sodas as well.
-Keerith
See you later, space cowboy!

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