MithraPride

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:26 am**

Ill be posting some funny quotes here every day just for laugh's and giggles. Sooooo today's quote will be:

Love: a temporary insanity, curable only by marriage.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:12 am**

"Scorch's Chcobo Burgers! The secret ingredient is cruelty!" -Scorch of Phoenix

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:38 pm**

One of my favorites is from the webcomic Ansem Retort:
"That's either love right there...or cancer."

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:51 pm**

And today's quote is:

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:48 pm**

Ancient Vana'diel Proverb-

Fear the bunnies. There's always one that can kick your ass.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:51 pm**

ScarlettPheonix wrote:Ancient Vana'diel Proverb-

Fear the bunnies. There's always one that can kick your ass.

Your preaching to the choir.

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:22 pm**

I'm tingling like an undefiled bride on her wedding night.

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:23 pm**

"Just remember, if I die, my last words... won't be pleasant" - Myself before doing something that involves... suicide runs.

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:42 am**

"You don't snuggle with Max Power; You strap yourself in and feel the G's!" - Homer Simpson

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:25 am**

"You can never be too moist..." - traffic chick @ work

"We don't die!!!! (((okay maybe we do...))) we IMRPOVISE!!"
- me @ Mother Globe w/ 0 BLM's after we pwnd it with an improvised strat (after we died once *giggle*)

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:46 am**

My dad's been a fighter in the SCA for longer then I've been alive. He gave me three rules.

Rule 1: Hit your opponent.
Rule 2: Don't let them hit you.
Rule 3: Luck counts.

Whenever anyone says something was luck, I always say 'Rule 3', and they give me a confused look.

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:08 am**

"Fiye is the best, I love her very much" - Eviljoel's "mistell" to me.

I wonder sometimes.

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:27 am**

I heard this on Jack FM (Listener call-in) today: "Hey Jack, yesterday you guys played "Under the Sea" from The Little Mermaid followed by "Lick It Up" by KISS. There's a special place in hell for people like you."

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:06 pm**

" 'Welcome back to the army, soldier.' 'Sh!t' " - Gears of War

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:23 pm**

"If Norton made condoms everyone would get pregnant."

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:29 am**

"It's like a monkey f*<king a football out there..." - mace

"GDFKNDMT I hate exclamation points! They are for one thing and one thing only. Jesus Returns." -mace

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:01 pm**

Fiye wrote:"If Norton made condoms everyone would get pregnant."

Heard something in the same kinda "style", believe a car manufactuer said it;

If Microsoft made cars they would be the only cars that you'd turn off by pressing the Start button.

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:57 pm**

Today's Quote:

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:24 pm**

Rambo: "I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want!"

First thing that came to mind.

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:22 pm**

Pheonixhawk wrote:Today's Quote:

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not been able to answer... the great question that has never been answered: what does a woman want?

I'm actually closing in on that.

Six years of MMO female research, and two years of field testing with role playing has so far led me to believe that we may never understand truly, but, I do have one idea.

They want the opposite of what men want.

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:05 pm**

Well that depends on what kind of person you are I suppose. At any rate, here today's new quote.

"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: which is: Try to please everybody."

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:27 am**

"As through this life you ramble,
You meet lots of funny men.
Some will rob you with a six gun,
Some with a fountain pen."

From Pretty Boy Floyd - by Woodie Guthrie.

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:17 am**

Currrriosity killed the cat...
Satisfaction brrrrought her BACK!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:33 am**

Today's quote is:

"The life of the creative man is lead, directed and controlled by boredom. Avoiding boredom is one of our most important purposes."

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:03 am**

"There is no stopping from tomarrow from coming, but there is no guarantee that the tomarrow that comes will be a bright one. To create a better tomarrow... that is why we Mithra left our jungle home for this city and we will not rrreturn until we have accomplished our task." - Rhy Epocan (Guard to the Star Sybil)

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:31 pm**

Quotes from Dodgeball;

You're about as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop.

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.

Will someone catch a God damn ball already? You look like a bunch of retards trying to f*** a doorknob!

Love that movie

Couple of Red Dwarf quotes;

You're about as useful as a condom machine in the Vatacan.

You make as much sense as a Japanese VCR manual.

<3 Red Dwarf

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:36 pm**

Sugami wrote:<3 Red Dwarf

Every time I go to Tavnazina I want to shout another Red Dwarf quote:

"Swirly thing alert!!"

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:06 pm**

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:29 pm**

I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right. - Stephen Sondheim

Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! - Denis Leary

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:15 am**

A man may fulfill the object of his existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a task he cannot achieve.