MithraPride

Me and my best friend back at home email each other quotes and movies lines, from shows we used to watch together. Surprisingly I have over 50 emails with at least 40 quotes on them. Id like to see some of your quotes. Since Im making the post Ill start it off with my 3 favorite ones.

- Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what horror you'll get next. ~ Author: Me

- The more you learn, the more you forget. The more you forget, the more you have to learn. So why learn? ~ Author: Unknown.

- You mean to tell me I get killed by him over a matter of 60 dollars? Now I wish I had payed him ~ Doc from Back to the Future III

If you can't say something nice then you're probably just a mean person. -me @ work

You aint seen none of my movies. Star wars. Deep Blue Sea, They hate me, a F**kin shark ate me. - Chappele Show.

"You can't kick me from the party! I'm the moterf*cking hero of the story!" -my friend to some n00b party leader in Guild Wars. Needless to say, he was allowed to stay in the party.

Well Dr. Evil I used to always think you were crazy. But now I can clearly see your nuts. I thank you. - Austin Powers (Goldmember)

can you tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat steals all my press! -Joker/ batman movie

Great one from Futurama (kinda long)

"All you ever do is complain, you never try to make things better! Well I'm running away from this dead end family. I know there's a place for people like me with new ideas, there has to be!"
"Fine, get going."
"Oh I'm going. You'll be all like, "where's Bender?", "I miss Bender!""
"We won't know that until you leave."
"Oh I'm leaving!"
"There's the door."
"... I'll be good."

How to deal with emo-kids Also;

"Who wants to go on a mission to futher galactic peace?"
"Nope."
"Sorry, watching cartoons."

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?" - from a country & western song.

Sugami's post made remember that.

Pheonixhawk wrote:Me and my best friend back at home email each other quotes and movies lines, from shows we used to watch together. Surprisingly I have over 50 emails with at least 40 quotes on them.

How do you have only 40 quotes if you have 50 emails?

"History is something that never happened, written by a man who wasn't there." - Someone

fhqwhgads - Strong Bad

"What we learn from the study of history is that we learn NOTHING from history."

From day 1 of History 101. U of Washington. And way too true.

News shows like to have slogans. They aren't funny... until some writer wites one that can easily be mis-spoken.
The anchor was supposed to say, "An hour of news, an hour ahead."
She said:
An hour of news, an hour of head.

"Que sera, sera...mais...pas de cette jour." What will be, will be....but....not this day.

Sadira wrote:How do you have only 40 quotes if you have 50 emails?

what I meant is I have 40 quotes on each seperate Email. Making about 200 quotes altogether.

"Well if it isnt Jack Sparrow"
"Thats CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow" - Pirates of the Carribbean.

Where you're going, I went, got a soda, and came back.

Captain Sanderz: Sir thev'e gone into Hyperspeed.
Darthballs: Fine we will chase them.
Captain Sanderz: Shall we go into Hyperspeed as well?
Darthballs: No, we are going to go..Ludacris Speed.

"Tensions are rising. Let's just hope some robot doesn't kill everybody."

"What's the point? My life and by extension everyone else's is meaningless."

"I can't work under these conditions! Without me there is no mission! I am the mission!"
"We're back from the mission."

"So the way I feel when drunk is..."
"Correct! Except Dave Mathrew's Band doesn't rock!"

Gotta love Futurama

Tyler Durden: f*** damnation, man! f*** redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Narrator: OK. Give me some water!
Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or...
[shouts]
Tyler Durden: look at me... or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn.
Narrator: Please let me have it... *Please*!
Tyler Durden: First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." Martha

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

Tyler Durden: Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...

[to the Narrator who has just fired a warning shot into the window of an explosives filled van]
Tyler Durden: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!


Tyler Durden: Now, ancient people found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. You know why?
Narrator: No.
Tyler Durden: Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burnt, water speeded through the wood ashes to create lye.
[holds up a bottle]
Tyler Durden: This is lye - the crucial ingredient. The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. May I see your hand, please?
[Tyler licks his lips until they're gleaming wet - he takes the Narrator's hand and kisses the back of it]
Narrator: What is this?
Tyler Durden: This...
[pours the lye on the Narrator's hand]
Tyler Durden: ... Is a Chemical burn.

([a few scenes of happy places and violence])

[while burning the Narrator's hand with lye]
Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?
Tyler Durden: f*** damnation, man! f*** redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Narrator: OK. Give me some water!
Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or...
[shouts]
Tyler Durden: look at me... or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn.
Narrator: Please let me have it... *Please*!
Tyler Durden: First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

Sometimes you must embrace the darkness to see the light. - L5R

Here are some of the email signature quotes we have out here inthe big sandbox.

Choosy Moms choose Sgt Catlett
You've got questions; We've got Sgt Chieffalo - Im the biggest nerd in my unit so I got that one.

Mr. Burns: Smithers bring me the memory modifiying device.
Smithers: You mean the revolver sir?
Mr. Burns: yes that it.

"Imitation is the sincerest form of plaigurism."

For reference, it's generally assumed the narrator's name in Fight Club is in fact Tyler Durden, which is why all his ID says that. That, or he's called Jack, in reference to the books he read when he first moved in with Tyler.

"I'm Jack's Colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack."

What's that quote from Keavy? I've heard it before but can't remember where.