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Whats its like to be an english teacher in japan~

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:19 am
by Neoshinobi
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

....Its funny, so read it. :?

Courteous of liohs...that tech from IRC. :o

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:48 am
by Tinacat
There was someone that photocopied PennyArcade comics and got rid of the text, and had the students fill the speech baloons in with what they wanted. It is ubber funny to read the things the japan students came up with.

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:43 am
by Eviticus
Long read, but VERY funny. It's the middle of the night here and I woke my dog up 3 times. He tends to bark when he's not sure what's going on, so I tried not to laugh too loud, but I couldn't help it.

Ph34r the Kancho!

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:53 am
by Kintrra
LMFAO!!!! :rofl:

I had to actually start reading through these...I've lost it so many times already. This is just hilarious. XD

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:09 pm
by sakono
haha thats realy really funny...some stuff ididn't know about japan >.> can't stop laughing..

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:13 pm
by Aony
:rofl: that is AWESOME!!! Now that's going in my favorites list for sure :rofl:

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:40 pm
by Eviticus
Ok, so reading that has given me an idea. My main is Dragoon, and I was wondering if I could find out how to say "Prepare for the Kancho of Eternal Torment!" or something. ^.^; Ya know, when I do SA-WS, hehe.

Also, I was considering putting those words to this picture, but in english. However, I suck with pictures.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:39 am
by Tinacat
Eviticus wrote:Ok, so reading that has given me an idea. My main is Dragoon, and I was wondering if I could find out how to say "Prepare for the Kancho of Eternal Torment!" or something. ^.^; Ya know, when I do SA-WS, hehe.

Also, I was considering putting those words to this picture, but in english. However, I suck with pictures.
{Anal impaleing} {yes, please}

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:03 am
by Kintrra
{Hmmm.} Did you mean something like this?

Forgive me if it's not the greatest...font selection on this comp is kinda bleh. ><[/url]

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 7:22 am
by Nekiu
Liked the font but dident care for the image so I made my own :P
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:22 pm
by Nivez
OMFG, that is soo damn funny... im gonna have to remember to put that in my favorites and remember that program >.>; might be something id be willing to do.

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:36 pm
by Eviticus
Lol, I guess that works. ^.^ I still need to find out how to say that in Japanese.

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:05 pm
by sakono
http://img.elitepeeps.net/crap/src/1131399821934%2ejpg

also from liohs in irc... kanho game.....arcade game... god help us all

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:41 am
by Cyndari
Man that is a good read ^^

Kancho - :o Thats almost as bad as when i was around that age we used play swipe, were the idea was not to directly hit someone in the nuts but swipe it cause it hurt alot worse. :?

Ah-buuh - I swear my ex used to do that sometime we'd be watchin tv and id look at her and her jaw would hanging in the duuuh motion. :P

"I'm sorry, this just isn't going to work. Your head is too big." :lol:

The Octopus, Gaijin Smash :rofl:

"Hip-Hop in a Can" for $9.99 and popped it open....voila! I'm ghetto now! :roll:

"Unkuru Fakaa!" :rofl:

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:18 am
by Neoshinobi
Cyndari wrote:Ah-buuh - I swear my ex used to do that sometime we'd be watchin tv and id look at her and her jaw would hanging in the duuuh motion. :P
My sister says me and my cousin do this whenever we play videogames...I dunno know though, I never really noticed it. :?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:11 pm
by Cyndari
More reading.........

I realized then that I had ascended to some sort of Anti-Kancho/Dodgedick Ninja Mastery. :lol:

"Is Azrael gonna have to kancho a bitch?" :lol:

Waitaminute, the PTA?! Aren't they just some bored housewives/husbands with nothing better to do? You'd think, but here in Japan the PTA is like some Italian mob-owned, GOD-like Organization. ...The PTA. Don't f*** with us, or we'll ruin your bake sale. ...Bitches. :rofl:

If you couldn't tell by now, I'd definitely hit it. I'd hit that sh*t like a McDonalds double cheeseburger. :P

"Oh, she is so very bitch! I must watch her adventure!" :D

"but i think all ure storys are a bunch of black man lies."

Not just any lies mind you...black man lies. With...what...30% more sneakiness? A bucket of fried chicken with every black man lie? A little crack sprinkled on top? :rofl: rolls on floor in hysterics :rofl:

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:38 pm
by Cyndari
If you have not read any of these then you need to read just this one

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher70.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The ppl at my work think Im nuts just burst out laughing for no reason :P

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:31 am
by Ambrey
Its possible that all of us here are a lil nuts >.> hehe

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:31 am
by Ambrey
er better yet, we're not nuts, just everyone else around us are the ones who are nuts! :D

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