The three word story game! (Updated 12/31/05)
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Once there was
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Current Story (Updated whenever i feel like it)
Last updated: 4:34 A.M. 12/31/05 PST
Once there was a midget galka who had just got killed by a tarutaru meat, which it ate. Diedogg and Gumbaah were brothers of the bucket cult three doors down, next to the wiggling rumble fish, which they kept in the dungeon of smelly darkness. In this dungeon, were large hairy white haired things of sticky doom.
The pie was made out of blood, guts, and Galkan Sausages with some fur of a baby moogle. They served it to the Yagudo, who sniffed it and later died. Windurst rejoiced because they obtained PlayMithra, which featured Nanaa as a most deliciously hawt kitty but got shot by an oversized tarutaru holding a rocket launcher missle. Nanaa's death was the best for all the undead zombies to eat because her flesh was rotten and filled with moldy old cheese that was shaped like a leprechaun.
Thives everywhere saved mountains of tar, that's slang for; Chocobo Meat Rod, served with a handful of Hume cheese doodles that look exactly like Shadow Lord's pajamas, which were sold for 200,000 IGE Units, which are worth: negative 1899 gil.
Now, my story about the Hotdogs that killed the San D'Orian Mithra which pointed at a No smoking sign.
Later that day cheese was invented by naked humes who were fat and very ugly. They played Frungy on the bagpipes that belonged to The Insane Elvaan; who was also Concerned about the late breaking news of the theft of the magical bean that stole all of the Popeye's buttery biscuits and ate them and then exploded into a buttery pot of slime.
The buttery biscuits were sold to a Goblin that killed me with psychic powers, but stabbed me instead In a dream i shot myself and became hated although I had rented a DVD from a notorious Yagudo movie pirate and animutation fan. He was quite an evil bastard, but on Sundays he was heroic, saving young children that were like Very large cats but evil incarnations that bring death upon green vegetables with nasty sharp egg beaters to make nasty omelets with green cheese and moldy bacon that smell like stinkbombs. They were actually stink bugs that were trying to find mates with boxes of Raid insecticide. They had already tried dumping raw sewage from Springfield Nuclear into cheesy mcdonald's backroom. The manager traveled to Mordor the fishing shack, to find an ancient and powerful and very evil catch of spinach that was used as an ingredient to brainwash kids and their pets. The masterplan though was of course drunk as a the Cookie guy who evaded taxes unsuccessfully for ten long hours of failed suicide attempts at pizza hut.
The following day he went gay on one Elvaan who was homophobic and didn't like kittens. He thought beans were divine, ugly, concentrated, creamy, just like a jar of spoiled milk poured on a baby Galka.
Chocobo bon-bon, mario-mario, luigi-mario all went to a NAMBLA convention with Eric Cartman for 100 yen But got drunk with John Kerry who had some delicious coffee cake in a gay rodeo clown's stomach while preforming Striptease. Of course, I ate garlic pudding prepared by a master transvestite chef which tasted somewhat like cheesy poofs three months old and gone rancid with sprinkles. Then, jumped up and catched a huge galkan sausage dish which I swallowed the maker of anatomically correct dolphins was not very smart because her dolphins all lacked one special thing; their left testicle lost when they got trapped in 'chocobo fun hole', thats dutch for stewies sexy parties.
The Evil Monkey went to Wal-Mart to buy some Quagmire's Ruffee-colada Mix. Brian bit him but suddenly barfed all over his ninja turtle figurines which were alive but enjoyed it a little too much. They all worshipped a great tentacle Who Owned Pink* and beat herwith a Galka's sausge meat dish every single day until next Tuesday then he used patented mouse-trap to defeat godzilla and cripple Pink but got eaten by the evil Chocobo Holy Circle.
Meanwhile, famous celebrity Kopopo decided to enter corn wrestling for pinto beansbut lost to an insane Yagudo with no parents but he had really big muscles so he had broken Kopopo's bones and taken his wand of mystical and shoved it under a pile of dead moogles that had started the great cook-off.
Welcome Hard-shelled Terriers. shouted the goblin-dragqueen.
Orcish Pantyraiders rejoiced and Yag Taru-eaters stole Mithra panties 'cause the Pantyraiders love Mithran thongs used and sweaty and served with lacey elvaan bras smothered with butter and lightly toasted and a glass of Galka sweat freshely squeezed from Bastok's Mythril Musketeers. BMM are chosen By trained Chocobos to massacre Beastmen to serve to the stupidity of George Bush junior and justice league for the purpose OF WORLD DOMINATION!
The next phase of which was the complete anhilliation of several parrots and their pirates by kamikaze tarus which came from Windurst's Delta Force worst team ever.
Mithra Water Burst said pregnent galka tastes alot like Kazham Firaga Chocobo. Worst story ever.
markovbot said to eat canned ham because golddess knew Spam was Markov's yet firemyst ate the spam anyways. The SPAM gods became very angry and sent a SPAM BLM75 to Face A Warrioress' and got killed by markovbots randomness For cooked spam, When that happened, everyone sadly weeped and the land said whered all the pussies go? right over there the land replied, and pointed to an army of cheddar cheese robots which proceeded to, take over the kingdom of crackers but giant pink chocobos ate the crackers quite furiously then they drank a juicy nectar from Mithra honeypots before inserting their bastore sardine into gaint chesse holes that looked like Prrsha's cute lil nose mouth and Ambrey's cute little tight ass, which was too tight but so hawt! then they died and started rotting yet they smelld of dead pigs and behemoth manure bathed in yummy boiled elvaan bile and eyeball soup, an Orcish favorite.
Later Shantotto went to aerobics lessons taught by the Monstrosity Tainted Flesh and let out horrendously stinky farts that killed the Galka Race in under five seconds.
Later Nanaa Mihgo, had species-change surgery which transformed her pet taru into Bam Magera. Along with three Elvaan brothers with pointy feet into goblins who later became the three amigos!
The rain in Ronfaure falls mainly on the large Galks's left testicle But Sarutabaruta still is infested by some strange, bald female elvaan harikrishnahs whos names were Moe, Larry, and Curly by coincidence? I shot all three right in their Elvaan getto booties. they then spewed pea that is poisonedgreen soup from their nostrils which Galkas drank using their nostrils and a small Tarutaru army vomited crawlers and mated in a large vat of corn rolls and pizza sauce watched by Cardians.
Later the Elvaan walked 500 miles and got beat to death by a super pissed freshly awakened Tiamat. His body was gold like nuggets and dripping with Kopopo's famous home made BBQWTF sauce.
The neighbours were recently neutered humes trying to get New Galka porn when suddenly a Superhero Orgasmo appeared who was flabbergasted about the amount of Galka porn that used tarus as naked coffee-tables not galkan sextoys. the sextoys were cactaurs and morbols basted in none other than the grenn suits that were made by rabid rarab seamstresses who was insanly jealous of mithran RSE that were incredibly skimpy in her opinion. She went crazy mad, end of story.
The next story begins in the wasteland of Gustaberg by leaping lizzie and gilseller hoards after all the precious Quadav Shields they sold to the naked Galka who was named Itchy Ear Mite because of his many ear mites on his shoulder because his ear was too small and in the moghouse he had a box with gigantic chocolate bunnies that where very horrible and poisonous because of the many ear mites that had rabies which migrated to President Karsts's pants full of many things of sticky nastiness. Cid tried to electricute them with his mighty thing of doom.
Later in the Hall of Justus also known as Windursts Little Whorehouse Four Ninja Quadav worked there alone. Their names were Curly, Larry and Moe,and their most fabulous power was a nonexistant flufffy pet puffball which was so ugly and diseased i vomited on the entire gathering of many tall yagudo line backers.
Later that day Jack of Clubs went to Goldess's house for tea and to poke her in the great big queen size bed. After that they decided to go and see Kopopo shake her booty-wooty around the strange creepy elvaan stalker named Dragmaster Junior, he poked her alot until she exploded and chunks of flying crystallized evil crap flew onto her bean burrito from Taru Bell then she screamed "My burrito is dag nasty evil!"
Obi-Wan Kaboozie told the youngest S.O.B. Dag-Nasty Evil jr to buy him another bottle of special orange soda and a large Bottle of maroon odd flavored milk and some Nighttrain from Dr Tran for his constipation. The S.O.B. couldn't find the bottle so Obi-wan Kaboozie said "Enema Time!" and whipped out the hicalonic equipment, "The Powerflush 5000". All of Windurst suddenly forgot about what the hell they were doing for lunch today when they smelled the acrid stench that wafted gently up everyones nose and across Sarutabaruta the unholy stench caused even Cardians to wonder the reason they died.
Later that day a giant yarn ball was discovered In the Kazham Auction House so all the kittens got together and ate ranch nachos with fromunda cheese on the side while plotting to to play with ninety-nine Galka tails. Ninety-nine Galka tails, on the wall, take one down pass it around ninety-eight Galka tails on the wall ninety-eight Galka tails. Prrsha-pie on the "WTF" said everyone and dancing girls did a jig while stripping naked and singing.
Meanwhile in the bat-cave Batcat ate Mouseman but fishlady escaped in Birdmonster's pants but batcat will make them pay for sex acts performed on Yagudo medicine man Hoo-Joo-Moo-Joo-The-Kinky and his bi-curious sister by Galkan hookers. Hoo-Joo-Moo-Joo-The-Kinky plans revenge but died because of bird flu. everyone ate him became really horny and then died from lack of forced sex snusnu cajun style.
KYjelly was on the walls in Semih's private love dungeon which was hidden from the world by many horny Cardians. They wanted to control all the Mithran Hawties that had rabies but couldn't because rabid Mithra are walking time bombs and quickly euthanized. they excaped euthanization and are free!
Later in the home for retired Bastokan President's underpants are being used as torture instraments for the purple Sodomy streching exercises conducted under the watchful Moogle's observations.
in the house Charlie's Jolly Holly After awhile the grintch returned x-mas for 10 beastcoins. But Dag-Nasty-Evil-Jr returns! and burned down the Chocobo Stables and ate all the mithra droppings, a chocolate dish made with poo and shaped like funky heart-shaped balloons with pooey-gooey-chewey filling it smells horrible. Dag-Nasty-Evil-Jr tackles Prrsha! His breath paralyzes her and he kisses her soundly on her tail but suddenly a smelly fart escapes Dag-Nasty-Evil-Jr is repulsed! He spontaneously combusts! Unleashing a sudden GINORMOUS fireball of DOOOOOM!!! Then she looks PISSED as her fur singes and smells horrible like cooked tarus seasoned with Kazham-Peppers and Dried Marjoram which actually taste like Chocobo. Prrsha took a bite and almost immeadiately screamed in pain grabbed her stomach then ran for the sandbox. She played for hours with her fluffy and bleeding tail it bled so much that she wen't pee pee all over the waxed chocobo saddle.
Meanwhile Back at the sandbox, the League of Evil-Manthras Screwed inocent kittens while killing moogles and laughing evilly.
Elsewhere the chieftaness was eating spam, green eggs & ham through a straw made up of
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Once there was
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Current Story (Updated whenever i feel like it)
Last updated: 4:34 A.M. 12/31/05 PST
Once there was a midget galka who had just got killed by a tarutaru meat, which it ate. Diedogg and Gumbaah were brothers of the bucket cult three doors down, next to the wiggling rumble fish, which they kept in the dungeon of smelly darkness. In this dungeon, were large hairy white haired things of sticky doom.
The pie was made out of blood, guts, and Galkan Sausages with some fur of a baby moogle. They served it to the Yagudo, who sniffed it and later died. Windurst rejoiced because they obtained PlayMithra, which featured Nanaa as a most deliciously hawt kitty but got shot by an oversized tarutaru holding a rocket launcher missle. Nanaa's death was the best for all the undead zombies to eat because her flesh was rotten and filled with moldy old cheese that was shaped like a leprechaun.
Thives everywhere saved mountains of tar, that's slang for; Chocobo Meat Rod, served with a handful of Hume cheese doodles that look exactly like Shadow Lord's pajamas, which were sold for 200,000 IGE Units, which are worth: negative 1899 gil.
Now, my story about the Hotdogs that killed the San D'Orian Mithra which pointed at a No smoking sign.
Later that day cheese was invented by naked humes who were fat and very ugly. They played Frungy on the bagpipes that belonged to The Insane Elvaan; who was also Concerned about the late breaking news of the theft of the magical bean that stole all of the Popeye's buttery biscuits and ate them and then exploded into a buttery pot of slime.
The buttery biscuits were sold to a Goblin that killed me with psychic powers, but stabbed me instead In a dream i shot myself and became hated although I had rented a DVD from a notorious Yagudo movie pirate and animutation fan. He was quite an evil bastard, but on Sundays he was heroic, saving young children that were like Very large cats but evil incarnations that bring death upon green vegetables with nasty sharp egg beaters to make nasty omelets with green cheese and moldy bacon that smell like stinkbombs. They were actually stink bugs that were trying to find mates with boxes of Raid insecticide. They had already tried dumping raw sewage from Springfield Nuclear into cheesy mcdonald's backroom. The manager traveled to Mordor the fishing shack, to find an ancient and powerful and very evil catch of spinach that was used as an ingredient to brainwash kids and their pets. The masterplan though was of course drunk as a the Cookie guy who evaded taxes unsuccessfully for ten long hours of failed suicide attempts at pizza hut.
The following day he went gay on one Elvaan who was homophobic and didn't like kittens. He thought beans were divine, ugly, concentrated, creamy, just like a jar of spoiled milk poured on a baby Galka.
Chocobo bon-bon, mario-mario, luigi-mario all went to a NAMBLA convention with Eric Cartman for 100 yen But got drunk with John Kerry who had some delicious coffee cake in a gay rodeo clown's stomach while preforming Striptease. Of course, I ate garlic pudding prepared by a master transvestite chef which tasted somewhat like cheesy poofs three months old and gone rancid with sprinkles. Then, jumped up and catched a huge galkan sausage dish which I swallowed the maker of anatomically correct dolphins was not very smart because her dolphins all lacked one special thing; their left testicle lost when they got trapped in 'chocobo fun hole', thats dutch for stewies sexy parties.
The Evil Monkey went to Wal-Mart to buy some Quagmire's Ruffee-colada Mix. Brian bit him but suddenly barfed all over his ninja turtle figurines which were alive but enjoyed it a little too much. They all worshipped a great tentacle Who Owned Pink* and beat herwith a Galka's sausge meat dish every single day until next Tuesday then he used patented mouse-trap to defeat godzilla and cripple Pink but got eaten by the evil Chocobo Holy Circle.
Meanwhile, famous celebrity Kopopo decided to enter corn wrestling for pinto beansbut lost to an insane Yagudo with no parents but he had really big muscles so he had broken Kopopo's bones and taken his wand of mystical and shoved it under a pile of dead moogles that had started the great cook-off.
Welcome Hard-shelled Terriers. shouted the goblin-dragqueen.
Orcish Pantyraiders rejoiced and Yag Taru-eaters stole Mithra panties 'cause the Pantyraiders love Mithran thongs used and sweaty and served with lacey elvaan bras smothered with butter and lightly toasted and a glass of Galka sweat freshely squeezed from Bastok's Mythril Musketeers. BMM are chosen By trained Chocobos to massacre Beastmen to serve to the stupidity of George Bush junior and justice league for the purpose OF WORLD DOMINATION!
The next phase of which was the complete anhilliation of several parrots and their pirates by kamikaze tarus which came from Windurst's Delta Force worst team ever.
Mithra Water Burst said pregnent galka tastes alot like Kazham Firaga Chocobo. Worst story ever.
markovbot said to eat canned ham because golddess knew Spam was Markov's yet firemyst ate the spam anyways. The SPAM gods became very angry and sent a SPAM BLM75 to Face A Warrioress' and got killed by markovbots randomness For cooked spam, When that happened, everyone sadly weeped and the land said whered all the pussies go? right over there the land replied, and pointed to an army of cheddar cheese robots which proceeded to, take over the kingdom of crackers but giant pink chocobos ate the crackers quite furiously then they drank a juicy nectar from Mithra honeypots before inserting their bastore sardine into gaint chesse holes that looked like Prrsha's cute lil nose mouth and Ambrey's cute little tight ass, which was too tight but so hawt! then they died and started rotting yet they smelld of dead pigs and behemoth manure bathed in yummy boiled elvaan bile and eyeball soup, an Orcish favorite.
Later Shantotto went to aerobics lessons taught by the Monstrosity Tainted Flesh and let out horrendously stinky farts that killed the Galka Race in under five seconds.
Later Nanaa Mihgo, had species-change surgery which transformed her pet taru into Bam Magera. Along with three Elvaan brothers with pointy feet into goblins who later became the three amigos!
The rain in Ronfaure falls mainly on the large Galks's left testicle But Sarutabaruta still is infested by some strange, bald female elvaan harikrishnahs whos names were Moe, Larry, and Curly by coincidence? I shot all three right in their Elvaan getto booties. they then spewed pea that is poisonedgreen soup from their nostrils which Galkas drank using their nostrils and a small Tarutaru army vomited crawlers and mated in a large vat of corn rolls and pizza sauce watched by Cardians.
Later the Elvaan walked 500 miles and got beat to death by a super pissed freshly awakened Tiamat. His body was gold like nuggets and dripping with Kopopo's famous home made BBQWTF sauce.
The neighbours were recently neutered humes trying to get New Galka porn when suddenly a Superhero Orgasmo appeared who was flabbergasted about the amount of Galka porn that used tarus as naked coffee-tables not galkan sextoys. the sextoys were cactaurs and morbols basted in none other than the grenn suits that were made by rabid rarab seamstresses who was insanly jealous of mithran RSE that were incredibly skimpy in her opinion. She went crazy mad, end of story.
The next story begins in the wasteland of Gustaberg by leaping lizzie and gilseller hoards after all the precious Quadav Shields they sold to the naked Galka who was named Itchy Ear Mite because of his many ear mites on his shoulder because his ear was too small and in the moghouse he had a box with gigantic chocolate bunnies that where very horrible and poisonous because of the many ear mites that had rabies which migrated to President Karsts's pants full of many things of sticky nastiness. Cid tried to electricute them with his mighty thing of doom.
Later in the Hall of Justus also known as Windursts Little Whorehouse Four Ninja Quadav worked there alone. Their names were Curly, Larry and Moe,and their most fabulous power was a nonexistant flufffy pet puffball which was so ugly and diseased i vomited on the entire gathering of many tall yagudo line backers.
Later that day Jack of Clubs went to Goldess's house for tea and to poke her in the great big queen size bed. After that they decided to go and see Kopopo shake her booty-wooty around the strange creepy elvaan stalker named Dragmaster Junior, he poked her alot until she exploded and chunks of flying crystallized evil crap flew onto her bean burrito from Taru Bell then she screamed "My burrito is dag nasty evil!"
Obi-Wan Kaboozie told the youngest S.O.B. Dag-Nasty Evil jr to buy him another bottle of special orange soda and a large Bottle of maroon odd flavored milk and some Nighttrain from Dr Tran for his constipation. The S.O.B. couldn't find the bottle so Obi-wan Kaboozie said "Enema Time!" and whipped out the hicalonic equipment, "The Powerflush 5000". All of Windurst suddenly forgot about what the hell they were doing for lunch today when they smelled the acrid stench that wafted gently up everyones nose and across Sarutabaruta the unholy stench caused even Cardians to wonder the reason they died.
Later that day a giant yarn ball was discovered In the Kazham Auction House so all the kittens got together and ate ranch nachos with fromunda cheese on the side while plotting to to play with ninety-nine Galka tails. Ninety-nine Galka tails, on the wall, take one down pass it around ninety-eight Galka tails on the wall ninety-eight Galka tails. Prrsha-pie on the "WTF" said everyone and dancing girls did a jig while stripping naked and singing.
Meanwhile in the bat-cave Batcat ate Mouseman but fishlady escaped in Birdmonster's pants but batcat will make them pay for sex acts performed on Yagudo medicine man Hoo-Joo-Moo-Joo-The-Kinky and his bi-curious sister by Galkan hookers. Hoo-Joo-Moo-Joo-The-Kinky plans revenge but died because of bird flu. everyone ate him became really horny and then died from lack of forced sex snusnu cajun style.
KYjelly was on the walls in Semih's private love dungeon which was hidden from the world by many horny Cardians. They wanted to control all the Mithran Hawties that had rabies but couldn't because rabid Mithra are walking time bombs and quickly euthanized. they excaped euthanization and are free!
Later in the home for retired Bastokan President's underpants are being used as torture instraments for the purple Sodomy streching exercises conducted under the watchful Moogle's observations.
in the house Charlie's Jolly Holly After awhile the grintch returned x-mas for 10 beastcoins. But Dag-Nasty-Evil-Jr returns! and burned down the Chocobo Stables and ate all the mithra droppings, a chocolate dish made with poo and shaped like funky heart-shaped balloons with pooey-gooey-chewey filling it smells horrible. Dag-Nasty-Evil-Jr tackles Prrsha! His breath paralyzes her and he kisses her soundly on her tail but suddenly a smelly fart escapes Dag-Nasty-Evil-Jr is repulsed! He spontaneously combusts! Unleashing a sudden GINORMOUS fireball of DOOOOOM!!! Then she looks PISSED as her fur singes and smells horrible like cooked tarus seasoned with Kazham-Peppers and Dried Marjoram which actually taste like Chocobo. Prrsha took a bite and almost immeadiately screamed in pain grabbed her stomach then ran for the sandbox. She played for hours with her fluffy and bleeding tail it bled so much that she wen't pee pee all over the waxed chocobo saddle.
Meanwhile Back at the sandbox, the League of Evil-Manthras Screwed inocent kittens while killing moogles and laughing evilly.
Elsewhere the chieftaness was eating spam, green eggs & ham through a straw made up of