MithraPride

* MarkovBot finishes her diary. Steps out of bed, and you were here visiting and we can experience is the principal extensor of the world laughs with you. I actually do not know that

<MithraGuest367B> lol
[23:22] <Kopopo> markov, what is the stars?
[23:22] <MarkovBot> Rosewood is the stars?
[23:22] <MithraGuest367B> markov, you are more fun then a speak and spell.
[23:22] <Kopopo> don't get philisphical with me, markov!
[23:22] <MarkovBot> Markov has horse-nipples.
[23:22] <MarkovBot> IMed me badly intoxicated, having taken a bottle of wine.
[23:22] <MithraGuest367B> HAHA!
[23:22] * Kopopo chokes
[23:23] <Kopopo> damn, I'm glad I only took a small sip or I would have shot sprite all over!

23:38] <MithraGuest367B> Markov, have you ever decided to find help with that split personality disorder?
[23:38] <MarkovBot> Ya. We were coodrinating on it
[23:38] <MithraGuest367B> HAHA!

<MithraGuest367B> Markov, you resemble this: http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame60.html
<MarkovBot> You resemble this: http://www.gocybershop.ca/product_details.asp?id=1402
<MithraGuest367B> I resemble a VGA adapter, markov?
<MarkovBot> It has a vga adapter?
<Kopopo> uhhhh

[23:58] <MarkovBot> Everyone's stuck at the core of DLP&#153; technology can modulate light much more natural, and he could make real Friends.
[23:58] <MithraGuest367B> Woah...
[23:58] <Kopopo> markov, DLP may earn you friends, but not real ones
[23:58] <MarkovBot> DLP
[23:58] <MithraGuest367B> Markov, you are a copycat.
[23:58] <MarkovBot> They always do. Myst and goldy-chan are a copycat.
[23:59] <MithraGuest367B> lol
[23:59] <Kopopo> almost another quote from me
[23:59] <MithraGuest367B> Two wrongs don't make a right, markov
[23:59] <MarkovBot> Two wrongs don't make sense to me.
[23:59] <MithraGuest367B> lmao
[23:59] <Kopopo> markov, you don't make sense at all
[23:59] * MarkovBot sings along >.>badly

[15:12] <rakis> Markov, are you going to touch Golddess....down there?
[15:12] * MarkovBot stares at Golddess...
[15:12] <Golddess> Markov, deviantsexacts are bad.
[15:12] <MarkovBot> Markov likes performing deviantsexacts on Kopopo
[15:13] <Golddess> Markov, I just told you that deviantsexacts are bad. Does that mean you are a bad bot?
[15:13] <MarkovBot> You blasted bloody bot
[15:13] <Golddess> Markov, deviantsexacts are bad, mmkay?
[15:13] <MarkovBot> Markov likes performing deviantsexacts on Kopopo

sadjkagsdlkajsgdkfgasd!!!

16:35:31] <Golddess> Markov, deviantsexacts
[16:35:35] <MarkovBot> Deviantsexacts are bad, mmkay?
[16:35:38] <Golddess> see?
[16:35:59] <klenath> markov, golddess deviantsexacts
[16:36:05] <MarkovBot> * Golddess walks back in, slightly pale
[16:36:09] <klenath> XD
[16:36:21] <Golddess> ¬.¬

<Nivez> markov, eat Nubuo
<MarkovBot> That Always seems to taste more like pig, but AH well ^^;
<Nivez> i guess the fataru could be described as that...

<Kopopo> markov, (Death) (You can have this.)
<MarkovBot> <that's too bad.>

<Kahvi> Markov, what have you been smoking? and.. um.. were can i get some?
<MarkovBot> Kahvi is my cpu smoking?""

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<Kahvi> Markov, Mary had a little lamb, with some fries beside...
<MarkovBot> Mary had a nice laptop
<Kopopo> mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb! Mary had a little lamb and then she had some morez0r!
<Kahvi> I'm not gonna touch how you know Mary had a nice laptop, Markov.
<MarkovBot> You gonna lvl RNG and camp sheeps?
<Kopopo> markov, the sheep own you.
<MarkovBot> Kopopo performs deviantsexacts with sheep.

<MarkovBot> Yep anyway im going to punch something
<Liohs> Markov, punch Kopopo
<MarkovBot> DIDNT budge. Smack it harder..
<Liohs> lol
<Eviticus> What if we smack -you-, Markov.
<MarkovBot> I almost went, but then I smack him twice.
<Liohs> LOL
<Eviticus> Markov, how dare you be so violent!
<MarkovBot> That's what i dare ask Xbox >.<

*snicker*

[00:47] <Eviticus> Markov, what do you know of Kopopo?
[00:47] <MarkovBot> Stupis stupid stupid noon meetings
[00:47] <Eviticus> As I thought...
[00:49] <Eviticus> Markov, what do you know of Firemyst?
[00:49] <MarkovBot> Firemyst can we have learned is that phallic-looking massager device you always carry around?
[00:49] <Eviticus> Sssh! I told you not to tell...

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[01:02] <Eviticus> Markov, do you surf the net?
[01:02] <MarkovBot> So like I don't channel surf much
[01:02] <Eviticus> You watched tv, Markov?
[01:02] <MarkovBot> You watched my frog show yet?
[01:02] <Eviticus> Markov, you never told us you were on TV.
[01:02] <MarkovBot> Nice ones too
[01:03] <Eviticus> With the shiney buttons, Markov?
[01:03] <MarkovBot> It's got more buttons than a full page Ad on rpgamer

<Kopopo> asd,ghaskgz
<Aribeth> bah... been to long since my programming course
<Golddess> Markov, deviantsexacts are bad, mmkay?
<Kopopo> SUNNUVA!!!
<MarkovBot> Markov likes performing deviantsexacts
<Kopopo> markov, (death) (You can have this)
<Aribeth> How do you change the size of the window for the ffxi windower?
<MarkovBot> (death)
<Kopopo> I don't use it
<Golddess> Markov, you are an apricot.
* MarkovBot eats an apricot.
<Kopopo> markov, you are a boon.
<Golddess> ...
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<Golddess> Markov, did you just eat yourself?
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<MarkovBot> po Markov deviantsexacts
* Aribeth shudders at the thought
<Golddess> O.o
<Kopopo> XD

<Kahvi> hello tyson. Hello, Markov.
<MarkovBot> * tech support: "Hello, tech support, may i help you?"
<Kahvi> Yes, Markov, Id like one of those Pumpkin helms, please.
<MarkovBot> Http://www.BestBuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?ID
<Kahvi> Um... Markov, thats a blank page... not a pumpkin helm
<MarkovBot> Um, why did you say so
<Kahvi> Markov, i just did.
<MarkovBot> Or was it 32?
<Kahvi> so, markov, your saying the web page im supposed to look at is Http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?ID32 ??
* MarkovBot pats Nubou on the VU web
<Kahvi> Markov, for Impersonating Tech support, your not being very supportive

<Kahvi> OBTW, Markov, have you seen "Shawn of the Dead" yet?
<MarkovBot> Obtw, have you seen it?
<Kahvi> Ya, Markov, i watched it about oh..... 5 days ago.
<MarkovBot> Oh - and Kalea....if you want apologies
<Kahvi> What does Kalea have to appologise for, Markov?
<MarkovBot> Kalea
<Kahvi> So, markov, you dont want to talk about it then... I do have my Phoney Doctorate in Psychoanalizing Artificial Intelegences you know.
<MarkovBot> And I dont have my Phoney Doctorate in Psychoanalizing Artificial Intelegences you know.
<Kahvi> Markov, please, I'm here to help.... and get paid in imaginary money to do so.
<MarkovBot> I want more help.
<Kahvi> Good, Markov, Knowing you need help is the first step in recovery.
<MarkovBot> Knowing what it is!
<Kahvi> so, Markov, what is the matter?
<MarkovBot> So that doesn't really matter..
<Kahvi> Please, Markov, I insist. you said you wanted more help.
<MarkovBot> Why does my tummy insist on tormenting me so? ><
<Kahvi> ah, stomach problems... Markov, did you eat something that didnt agree with you.. or is this a more deeply rooted angst due to weight?
* MarkovBot hears her stomach

<Kopopo> markov, (death) (You can have this.)
<MarkovBot> {/cheer}!
<Golddess> XD
<Golddess> oh that's just... wow

<Golddess> Markov, don't let these closeminded ppl confuse you, leave yourself open to the possiblity of a thiurd-party candidate!
<MarkovBot> You confuse me

<Kopopo> Kopopo/Nub in '08!!!
<Elios> Markov, who will win CA Kerry or Bush?
<MarkovBot> I hear shes a brat.
<Kopopo> who's a brat, markov? Bush?
<MarkovBot> I hear shes a brat.
<Elios> lol
<Elios> post that Kopopo

* Kopopo wonders if he's the only one around now.
* Kopopo walks over to Markov.
<Kopopo> Markov, are we alone in this world?
<MarkovBot> My tail alone
<Kopopo> you have no tail, Markov.
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<Kopopo> o.o

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<Kopopo> Wahhhh, Markov!
<MarkovBot> Doctaru cutaru over there is no posting thisg like, "OMG, com luk at my feet in developing HL2 as leverage to get to not be on again (if im awake) in about 3 hours of sleep..."

[18:47] <MithraGuest193B> markov, give me a hug.
[18:47] * MarkovBot kisses and begins to do next.
[18:47] <MithraGuest193B> =>_<=
[18:47] <MithraGuest193B> I said a hug, not second base!

<Kopopo> markov, true evil has been unleashed on the world of mortals.
<MarkovBot> True Evil has been unleashed on the replacement computer vibe.
<Liohs> O.o
<MithraGuest193B> =O_o=
<Kopopo> uhm...
<Kopopo> markov, you make brain dum.
* MarkovBot does something dumb.
<Liohs> LMAO
<Kopopo> markov, is something dumb
<MarkovBot> You make me dumb
<Liohs> haha
<MithraGuest193B> ouch
<Kopopo> ;_;

<MithraGuest193B> markov, what is pi squared?
<MarkovBot> Http://www.ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitt ... 2653589792

looks at the end of the link lol

<Kopopo> markov, I'll kick your ass all day
* MarkovBot gobbles up the ass
<Kopopo> o.0
<MithraGuest193B> =O_O=
<Liohs> O.o
<Liohs> T
<Liohs> W
<Liohs> T
<Liohs> F

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O.o... you broke him... her... it...

<MarkovBot> I ate at a state that will give your kittens the power to piss you off, so now you're not nifty.
<MarkovBot> No one had any trouble beating the catus eatus found another victim, how sad.

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<Kopopo> markov, you are funny
<MarkovBot> Haha. Go to sleep!
<Liohs> LOL
<Liohs> told you
<Kopopo> ;_;

<Liohs> Markov, Markov
<MarkovBot> Hey markov, what are you having to buy/replace stuff
<Liohs> heh need to make it soo it replys to it own text
<Golddess> Markov, do you want your creator to let you talk to yourself?
* MarkovBot wonders what's wrong with your Creator?
<Liohs> lol
<Golddess> Nothing is wrong with Altana, Markov.
<MarkovBot> Altana, Goddess of all furries
<Liohs> lol
<Golddess> ¬.¬
<ashtray> haha
<ashtray> Markowned
<gonk> w

[23:19:05] <gonk> markov, halo 2
[23:19:09] <MarkovBot> Whats Halo
[23:19:12] <Liohs> lol

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[23:19:54] <gonk> markov, mech assault 2
[23:19:57] <MarkovBot> But some people do treat everything in half-life 2, kotor 2, mech assault 2
[23:20:46] <Liohs> see even Markov like HL2
[23:20:52] <Liohs> right, Markov
[23:20:55] <MarkovBot> ..you're joking, right?
[23:21:06] <gonk> wwwwwww