MithraPride

* Effo|Cerberus (spoony.whi@hnllhi1-ar6-4-7-251-185.hnllhi1.dsl-verizon.net) has joined #mithrapride
<Effo|Cerberus> markov, exterminate the humes
<MarkovBot> That's what the humes think. It's only natural for us.
<Kopopo> markov, burninate the humes!
* MarkovBot nods. "I figured as much dev work as a high level uber whatever"
<Liohs> O.o
<Kopopo> markov, you are the leading cause of brain rot in people ages 15-31
<MarkovBot> You are the leading cause of all the stupid Questions.
<Kopopo> ;.;
<Liohs> LOL
<Liohs> markowned

[20:29] <Karou> Markov, Kopopo
[20:29] * MarkovBot throws Kopopo
[20:30] <Karou> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:30] <Karou> Markov, BAD
[20:30] * Golddess catches Kopopo
[20:30] * MarkovBot is scared now.

Next on FOX: When good bots go bad!

[02:26:19] <MarkovBot> You know, you TWO, I could do Karou in that 'certain' way'

. . . .

[02:27:23] * MarkovBot dives down onto Karou, not wishing to prolong the inevtiable any longer...

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{I'm sorry.} Karou. ^^;;

Its okay Goldy

<Karou> Markov, your my slave
* MarkovBot plays with her new slave uniform

<Prrsha> Markov, you have been a bad, bad, bot.
[19:46] <MarkovBot> Who corrupted Markov with that?
[19:46] <Kopopo> Drink this. It'll tell us what we need to know.
[19:47] <Prrsha> lol
[19:47] <Karou> what is it?
[19:47] * Karou grabs the vial
[19:47] <Prrsha> Good question, markov.
[19:47] <MarkovBot> 1st hint: **** question Value : 3 points
[19:47] * Prrsha eyes Kopopo.
[19:47] <Prrsha> 4 letters huh, markov?
[19:48] <MarkovBot> 3 causes redness, after 4 then it wouldn't be able to get him back then
[19:48] * Karou drinks it
[19:49] <Prrsha> Markov, Was it Ishe?
[19:49] <Firemyst> uh... how's it work? ^^;
[19:49] <MarkovBot> Ishe, i would NOT be kissing her love.
[19:49] <Prrsha> Love? =O_O=
[19:49] <Prrsha> Markov, sugarpie is going to beat you into a pulp when hears you said that.
[19:50] <Firemyst> Prrsha has a love?
19:50] <MarkovBot> I think Sugarpie likes me. ^.~
[19:50] <Prrsha> lol!

<Effovexx> makov, markov
<MarkovBot> Makov, if a sparrow flies OVER the furor that Valve disabled 20000 steam accounts because people heavily into church have their beliefs influenced by their experiences at church

{Randomness} {You can Have This}

* Golddess pokes Kopopo
* Kopopo has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Golddess> o.o;;
<Karou> O.o]
* Golddess didn't do it!
<Golddess> Markov, you did it!
<MarkovBot> Yes that's my patended trademark.
* Kopopo has joined #mithrapride
* Golddess cautiously pokes Kopopo again.

/em wonders what that has to do with Markov. >.>

Who cares, it's damn funny!

[03:51] <Tirial> glad you agree, markov
[03:51] <MarkovBot> So that'll be fine.
[03:51] <Tirial> yes it will, markov
[03:51] <MarkovBot> There is a depraved and overall fucked up around 10 and my brother's room
[03:51] <Biancca> markov swore
[03:51] <Tirial> BAD MARKOV, markov
[03:51] <MarkovBot> Damn - markov
[03:52] <Biancca> lmao
[03:52] <Tirial> you better stop cussing, markov
[03:52] <Biancca> thats the best comback ever
[03:52] <MarkovBot> Stop thinking about financing a powerbook.
[03:52] <Tirial> O.o Markov read my mind.

<Karou> Markov, Kopopo
<MarkovBot> Kopopo I have you're new phone number Kopopo
<Johnmog> lol
<Kopopo> markov, gimme a call!
<MarkovBot> Gimme a back massage
<Kopopo> ok
* Kopopo gives MarkovBot a back massage.
<Kopopo> call me now, markov?
<MarkovBot> fan: [fan 1] 3409RPM [fan 2] 2616RPM [fan 3] 2343RPM

[03:37:59] <Karou> Markov, Karou spreads her legs
[03:38:02] * MarkovBot lost 99% respect for Karou.
[03:38:06] <Johnmog> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:38:08] * Nubuo (Nubuo@66-188-102-37.mad.wi.charter.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[03:38:11] <Karou> LMTO
[03:38:15] <Johnmog> OMFG that was AWESOME
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[03:38:23] <Karou> i got markowned

[20:35] * MarkovBot doesnt' think'

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[21:04] * MarkovBot is being hilarious
[21:04] <Kahvi> markov, laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.
[21:04] <MarkovBot> {/laugh}

<Karou> Markov, who made MarkovBot
* MarkovBot disrespects MarkovBot.
<Karou> Markowned!

[23:30] <Kopopo> markov, if you love me then why won't you have sex with me?
[23:30] <MarkovBot> Oh, because i don't go for 'decent''

[14:00] <Kopopo> Markov, did you know that Listerine made by Pfizer contains about 26% alcohol?
[14:00] <MarkovBot> I am dumb
[14:00] <Kopopo> heh
[14:00] <Kopopo> we knew that, markov
[14:00] <MarkovBot> Archimedes was a Chinese actor and expert in Kung fu who popularised the martial arts in the middle, and then get dry once it's cold enough to night.

<MarkovBot> Shady sack holders remain
<Sigyn> Markov, I have to pee.
<MarkovBot> It hurts to pee >>
<Golddess> Markov, do you have an STD?
<MarkovBot> I have an STD?
<Golddess> You should get that treated, Markov.
<MarkovBot> When they get that treated.
<Sigyn> that's one for the boards

* MarkovBot MAIMS ashtry and puts aside her laptop and places it over her neck, :"Sugarpie wins*"
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<MarkovBot> I think MARKOV likes Markov
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<Lihera> markov, lihera
<MarkovBot> RCR had the strangest dream... I dreamed I killed you again.
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* MarkovBot is teh cutaru?

[11:58] <Eviticus> Markov, have you ever attempted poetry?
[11:58] <MarkovBot> No Markov, you cant have a Markov bot in your case I'll make about $1.6k a month
[11:59] <Eviticus> Stop disciplining yourself and answer me, Markov.
[11:59] <MarkovBot> I dont' think They EVER stop?'
[11:59] <Eviticus> What, markov? The voices in your head?
[11:59] * MarkovBot thwaps Justanotherface upside THE head.
[12:00] <Eviticus> That's not fair, markov. JAF isn't even here.
[12:00] * MarkovBot charges Jaf with her Golddess, purring contently.

<Karou> Markov, why are you a cross dressing Galka?
<MarkovBot> Because I like crack.

igyn Markov, you have a choice: You can either restore the deficit in your capital account upon the partnership's liquidation, OR opt for a Qualified Income Deficit Allocation in order to offset your capital deficit with the income.
MarkovBot Markov is markov. Most of us
Firemyst move items around
Sigyn Markov, remember, though, that you have to opt one way or the other before the flow-through benefits occur.
MarkovBot I remember
Sigyn good, markov
MarkovBot But you left out, hot sexually deprived 18yr olds
Sigyn hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Sigyn omg, I have to close the window, I'm laughing irl in class.
Golddess rofl, that needs to go on teh boards be thinks

<Karou> Markov, is it Eggs?
<MarkovBot> Whatever f00l just go make eggs....
<Liohs> hahah
<Karou> markowned
<Karou> on the boards now
<Liohs> Karou quit wile your ahead
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<Karou> Markov, is the word f00l?
<MarkovBot> Look at the word f00l

<MarkovBot> Loli-pop = frozen 12yo girl?

[5:27am] <Hylysi> markovbot, sex
[5:27am] <MarkovBot> Before sex
[5:27am] <Hylysi> after sex?
[5:27am] <MarkovBot> They do it for 1k gil in jeono AH

[17:33] rakis: I have no state income tax - the one thing Texas can do right, Markov.
[17:33] MarkovBot: Now... Tell me her age, measurments, and gimme a number where I can do right.
[17:33] Firemyst: o.o
[17:33] rakis: those are MY thoughts, Markov! Mine!
[17:33] Firemyst: tell me too?
[17:33] MarkovBot: OMG, ive got Herpes, *whore*

[17:11] * Rueka waves to Firemyst.
[17:11] <Firemyst> Markov, Rueka
[17:11] * Firemyst waves to Rueka.
[17:11] <MarkovBot> Rueka and Rekah! XP


Even the bot thinks our names are funny!

>.>;


oh my.

jeniphel wrote:[17:33] rakis: I have no state income tax - the one thing Texas can do right, Markov.
[17:33] MarkovBot: Now... Tell me her age, measurments, and gimme a number where I can do right.
[17:33] Firemyst: o.o
[17:33] rakis: those are MY thoughts, Markov! Mine!
[17:33] Firemyst: tell me too?
[17:33] MarkovBot: OMG, ive got Herpes, *whore*

and this, i just burst out laughing at my monitor