This is why I hate 3D cats. I go to a house that's just cuddly with cats... I do NOT make eye contact, I do not meow at them or anything. I just ignore them. The rest of the humans will go 'nyan', 'awww', 'kawaii' or try to feed them stuff. I'll go to another room and sit... then all the cats will, one by one, come to me and try to sit somewhere on me...
Everyone else is going "Here kitty, come here!" while holding out some dead fish or worse... and they come to me instead...
Dumb cats, if I wanted to be vibrated... uh.. nevermind.