Santa Claws

Losfuin · Post by **Losfuin** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:23 pm

Hmmm.

Time for prrrivate eye Losfuin to take up the case! With my trusty monocle and pipe, I shall seek out this Santy Claws, and sell the storrry to the tabloids! Of course, I shall make surrre she completes her rounds, and pay herrr handsomly in mice and milk, but something like this is too big to pass up on!

(I do hope some of the Phoenix kitties know what I'm on about here)

Post by **Cyndari** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:36 pm

Santa Claws better skip my MH again this year. I am stilled pissed about that SOB pillaging my catnip fields

That was my stuff! Grow your own catnip Claws! Besides catnip is not meant for the little Mithras(at least not the stuff I grow...

)

Kateevia · Post by **Kateevia** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:06 pm

Oh goody goody Los. You're going to find Santa Claws? I need you to give her this letter for me when you finde her pleeeeease.

Dear Santa Claws,
It's me Kateevia from Phoenix. I'm writing you this letter to apologize for some of my actions over the past year, in hopes that it's not to late to repent and maybe still come out with a pretty decent gift this year. Now everything I've done has all been for good reason. I'm a good kitty at heart I swear, but God Damn people just piss me off sometimes and I just can't hold back.

Issue #1 that Kitty in the dunes that was rubbin up on my man...she deserved everything she got, I should have MPK'd her but holding her head under water while she flailed and begged me to stop was much better

Issue #2 Those 2 GM calls. Both of those people started it with me first and it could have been worse. At least I didnt go to jail

Issue #3 All of the elvaan I brought to my moghouse. Well, I blame you for that one, maybe if you handed out male mithra more often some of us wouldnt have to do that.

Issue #4 Rampid catnip abuse in the LS. From what I can see you don't mind a puff or two yourself, so let's just not talk about that.

Issue #5 Pistol whippin the Rent a Room guy in Sandy. I really am sorry about that but he's always so rude to me everytime I go there, and I was drunk that night too.

So you see I wasnt a naughty Kitty this year afterall. I didnt do anything Im sure you wouldnt have done in my place. So please, please hook me up this year cuz if you dont I swear I will hunt you down and stuff all that bloody cole down your throat. Thank you and have a nice day.

Love,
Spicy Kat

Losfuin · Post by **Losfuin** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:36 am

Kateevia wrote:Oh goody goody Los. You're going to find Santa Claws? I need you to give her this letter for me when you finde her pleeeeease.

No prrroblem Kat ^^

Issue #3 All of the elvaan I brought to my moghouse. Well, I blame you for that one, maybe if you handed out male mithra more often some of us wouldnt have to do that.

Ewww, Elvaan? I'm surrre someone like you could have done better than that. If you needed company, all you had to do was ask

Post by **Sugami** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:07 am

Yeah elvaan are nasty, and I think they're all kinda ghey, at least they look it

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:10 am

The females have nice bellybuttons...and nice chests too I'm sure if you can bother to crane your neck up that high. But meh, Mithra for me, for we are teh sexy. ^^

And we should get Christmas presents just for allowing the Elvaan to bask in our presence I say! ^^

Kateevia · Post by **Kateevia** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:36 pm

Did I say Elvaan, I defintiely meant Hume

. I've soo got a thing for hume males. And they're proportioned just right for a Kitty

Just can't get enough of em

Post by **Yukira** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:20 pm

Errr....can I get a cute Mithra about my age for christmas who's wearing.....hmmm, christmas tree decorations and - nah, actually screw that. I don't care what she wears, she wouldn't be wearing it much anyway! :3

Reality sucks....>_<

Post by **Ambrey** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:33 am

This kitty cant help but have a weakness for Elvaan females, gotta love that elvaan ghetto booty and those legs all they way up to their necks!

mmmm *purs dreamily having those wrapped around her* er I mean um, yes, Elvaan females are nice on the eyes, at least to me.

Losfuin · Post by **Losfuin** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:41 am

Well, maybe in small doses... but the arms seem so tiny... like little t-rex arms

Post by **Yukira** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:29 am

Ambrey wrote:Elvaan females are nice on the eyes, at least to me.

As Teal'c so often hears: 'Sholva!'

How can you resist a fluffy, furry and cute Mithra. Plus the tail too!

Nobodyreal · Post by **Nobodyreal** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:49 am

Yukira wrote:How can you resist a fluffy, furry and cute Mithra. Plus the tail too!

But most Mithra are so short. Some of us like tall women.

Kateevia · Post by **Kateevia** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:41 pm

Some of us like male parts too....at least some of the time

ScarlettPheonix · Post by **ScarlettPheonix** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:59 pm

This made me think of http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/db/jobs.html ... =14;page=0.
A white mage hume girl wrote it but her descriptions of the problems we face in "dating" are priceless.

I love her point about male elvaan ears. "Another advantage of the male Elvaan ears is they make natural handlebars and grips, should the night take an… ‘active’ …direction. Just beware of pulling too hard. They are not naturally detachable."

Not that I'd know from personal experience

Not yet anyway....../em eyes her static's Elvaan in Shining Armor

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:28 pm

The infamous double post strikes! And that was a great read.

Losfuin · Post by **Losfuin** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:56 am

Haha, that was funny.

/RP on

The trrrap is almost ready! My Mog House is full of strrrings and wires and nets, all for Santa Clause! With my trrrusty monocle and pipe, I shall find out her secrrret!

Eitherrr that, or it'll end up looking like something ratherrr adult

Chaoskitten21 · Post by **Chaoskitten21** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:26 am

Post by **Sugami** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:16 pm

"just casually let it slip that she has a strapless strapon and he’ll suddenly realize that you’re FAR more beautiful than SHE is."

Well she isn't consistant, going for the RP vibe but mentioning "manthra" kinda shooting herself in the foot there but funny nonetheless

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:22 pm

Sugami wrote:....Well she isn't consistant, going for the RP vibe but mentioning "manthra" kinda shooting herself in the foot there but funny nonetheless.

But Manthra are a fact of life, and it doesn't mater if you RP or not. If you do you are way less than 1/10th the population. So take it from a full time RPer, no mater how many rrrs you roll, some kitty is still going to put a BTW I'm a Manthra in his pickup macro. /sigh SORRRY... I am enough of an RP geek that if I am going to date another kitty, she had better be preaired to RP that way as well.

And some are so TOUCHY about it. I merely said "Hi kitty" to a blatant Mathra on a LS once and he went all balista on me... "I'll have you know I am a MANTHRA named <RL name>."

Manthras (Menthra? No that has got to be wrong), without them the guys here would be hitting on us full time non stop.

Post by **Sugami** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:08 am

Hehe I try to milk being a sexy catgirl but haven't got nearly enough freebies

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 2:49 am

Tsybil wrote:Manthras (Menthra? No that has got to be wrong), without them the guys here would be hitting on us full time non stop.

You mean it stops anyway? o.O;;

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:38 pm

Kintrra wrote:
Tsybil wrote:Manthras (Menthra? No that has got to be wrong), without them the guys here would be hitting on us full time non stop.
You mean it stops anyway? o.O;;

No, It never really stops but it isn't fulltime. In our 70 - 80% male playerbase, I think only 1/3 start out looking for a gf in the game.

I hardly ever get hit on anymore. My level may have something to do with it. By the time they wear AF either they have found a gf or given up.

Elvaan girls have a reputation of being the most likley to be RGs, wonder what it is like for them.

Losfuin · Post by **Losfuin** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:41 pm

Tsybil wrote:But Manthra are a fact of life, and it doesn't mater if you RP or not. If you do you are way less than 1/10th the population. So take it from a full time RPer, no mater how many rrrs you roll, some kitty is still going to put a BTW I'm a Manthra in his pickup macro. /sigh SORRRY... I am enough of an RP geek that if I am going to date another kitty, she had better be preaired to RP that way as well.

There's a point at which RPing stops, though. I RP as Losfuin, but if another player goes "hey, you and me should hook up", then I'll turn them down in a non-RP way. To avoid future akwardness, it might make some sense for me to RP it as if Losfuin has a non-character significant other. Hmm... actually, that sounds interesting. Though, I'm yet to have another character who RPs hit on me in a serious way (I'm sure Phoenix kitties know what I mean when I say non-serious, though

).

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:45 pm

Losfuin wrote:There's a point at which RPing stops, though....

Never found that point.

I don't believe in RL.

Just a story used my mean mommies to scare kittens.

Isn't it?

/looks nerviously over her shoulder

Losfuin · Post by **Losfuin** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:49 pm

Tsybil wrote:
Losfuin wrote:There's a point at which RPing stops, though....
Never found that point.

I don't believe in RL.

Just a story used my mean mommies to scare kittens.

Isn't it?

/looks nerviously over her shoulder

Lol.

Well, I've not had it happen to me, but some of my friends have had people in-game become rather, uhm... how to put it? Obsessive. The kind of situation where GM calls become required. RP may cover most things, but not harassment.

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:32 pm

Me neither Losfuin, thank the goddess.

I suppose harrasment would be a reason to go OOC.

But the one time I did call a GM, spam shouting was the gripe, I still stayed in character. It's just easier for me not to drop OOC.

Losfuin · Post by **Losfuin** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:03 am

/RP on

I found herrr! I found Santa Claws! And boy was she trrricky!

I returrrned from Bastok full of cheer, having spent the day at the Goldsmith's guild feeling rich. None-the-betterrr for nip and milk, I stumbled into my Mog House to find that my trrrap had worked perfectly!

But, boy, is she one strrraaaange Mithra. She seemed to almost enjoy being tangled up like that

But, she has trrricks up her sleaves that don't requirrre the use of arms >.>

Needless to say, she left me with morrre than presents. I just hope the doctorrrs know what it is, because I don't!

Dawezy · Post by **Dawezy** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:28 pm

Damn you Santa Claws!

You forgot to drop off my DRK Relic >.<

And an exp party to get my 75, only 22k to go

Kateevia · Post by **Kateevia** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:47 pm

Kateevia sits in front of her fireplace on Christmas night, shredding her list of new years resolutions for 2006 and throwing the pieces into the raging fire.
"This is crap, I got a friggin incense burner shaped like a moggle and a sweater that is way too big and totally does not match my RSE." Kat sighs. "I see now that being a good kitty all year doesn't get you anywhere so why do I even bother."
She make mental notes to go after every person she ever held her tongue with over the year in hopes of getting revenge and maybe even a little gil, when suddenly the door of her moghouse flings open revealing a smiling Mithra dressed in all red and white complete with red leather pants and white halter top. Kateevia finds herself unable to speak as the Christmas Kitty closes the door behind her and slowly saunters towards Kateevia. Kat realizes she is in the precense of the ever eluding Santa Claws and grins roguishly at her.
"Have you come to bring my true gift Santa?" She asks, fully knowing the answer to her question since she had heard the stories herself. Santa Claws nods and smiles a devilsh grin as she slowly advances on Kateevia.

*three days later*
Cough. Hack. Cough.
"Los it's me, Kat. I need to know the name of that doctor you went to. The itching is killing me!"

Crispleaf · Post by **Crispleaf** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:20 pm

Dukuji wrote:Oh, Santa Claws! I've been such a good little kitty this year! (Except for the time this kitten lost her mittens, not my fault ) But I have been good, just ask all those new players I helped out. I even sponsored a little orphaned Taru child this year. I’ve even been nice to my moogle who has a drug addiction. Instead of throwing him out into the streets I got him on a program to keep troubled moogles off the dope. And this one time, an evil little Taru was jumping on my tail and instead of eating him, like I normally do, I gave him a pat on the head, a few gil, and sent him on his way. Oh, I’ve also been saving mice all year in my freezer, just for you! (Don’t worry; they’ll be thawed out by the time you get here ) Even though you can not give me a male mithra . . . umm . . . how about some addresses of where some live? If not that’s okay, the cat nip toy is more then I deserve.

-Dukuji, the nicest kitten in all of Sandy

I hadn't seen this before...

This is just Classic Kuji at her best