Kitty put downs, wipeouts, and snarky comments.

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:47 pm

One of the best things about being a Mithra RPer is being able to make innocent, wide eyed cracks that leave people in stiches.

To a LS buddy talking about his new $1800 Computer, "How much is that in Gil?"

As my Mithra SAM who has never leveled a mage job: Frustrated LS friend, "Can't anybody on this LS spell?" "Strrraight melee, can't spell at all."

New LS mate, "Ooooo... a Mithra with an accent, ASL?" Me, "19, Mithra, in Selbina rrright now."

To the sucky party while lying dead yet again. "Uh... the moogle just phoned, it seems we arrre flat out of Mithra litterrr, I'm just going to HP and take carrre of that, bye. =^.^= /"

What arrre yourrrs?

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:56 pm

TO MithraPride Hades = I will never have helped enough or done enough for you all until everyone of us is standing in full relic armor.

Batsu · Post by **Batsu** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:31 pm

?

Edit - I'm so going to hell.

Post by **JediKitsune** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:42 pm

My real only sarcastic comment in FFXI thus far has been something like this that happened in LS chat:

<LS Member> How do you get the Ornamental Door open?
<Me>Did you try standing in front of it and shouting "open sesame"?

Post by **Leane** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:55 am

JediKitsune wrote:My real only sarcastic comment in FFXI thus far has been something like this that happened in LS chat:

<LS Member> How do you get the Ornamental Door open?
<Me>Did you try standing in front of it and shouting "open sesame"?

unless I'm misstaken its not supposed to be "Open Sesame" but rather "Open Says Me"

Post by **JediKitsune** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:20 am

Leane wrote:
JediKitsune wrote:My real only sarcastic comment in FFXI thus far has been something like this that happened in LS chat:

<LS Member> How do you get the Ornamental Door open?
<Me>Did you try standing in front of it and shouting "open sesame"?
unless I'm misstaken its not supposed to be "Open Sesame" but rather "Open Says Me"

You've heard of a little thing called a play on words, haven't you?

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:33 am

And on top of that, I've only heard of Open Sesame. ^^ Never heard of Open Says Me being the spell breaking phrase or anything.

Gospel · Post by **Gospel** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 1:22 pm

well one quiet day on a secondary linkshell i hold. It was un usually quiet until some taru broke the silence.

Taru - Silence fell upon the land

as an almost immediate responce

Me - And the land said Meow.

Oh and Karou. I will be with you on that quest to get everyone in hades relics. It would make for one hell of a screenshot^^

*looks at karou* OPEN SESAME!

Losfuin · Post by **Losfuin** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:43 pm

Tsybil wrote:New LS mate, "Ooooo... a Mithra with an accent, ASL?" Me, "19, Mithra, in Selbina rrright now."

Ha ha, that's awesome.

Batsu - I laugh, and I know I shouldn't. So wrong that it's some perverse form of right.

Kahvi · Post by **Kahvi** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:43 pm

in response to a new LS mate asking "Who are you?"

-I am your worst {Nightmare Scythe}.

Just now in a party seeing a bogy around during the daytime with the /help still active on it

"the people it killed are long gone, but the bogy is still here..."

and another edit.. this time to my last party leader.

<p1>, {power} Trip {you can have this} {Nice to meet you} {See you again.}

Prrsha · Post by **Prrsha** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:15 am

To an elvaan who tried to hit on me:

{Elvaan}{meat}{rod}{No, thanks!}{Too weak} and {weighed down}

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:47 am

Prrsha wrote:To an elvaan who tried to hit on me:

{Elvaan}{meat}{rod}{No, thanks!}{Too weak} and {weighed down}

oh hell...that's great XD

Naru Fugihara · Post by **Naru Fugihara** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:37 am

Prrsha wrote:To an elvaan who tried to hit on me:

{Elvaan}{meat}{rod}{No, thanks!}{Too weak} and {weighed down}

*laughs so hard tiers start comming from eyes*

I've got one word for that: priceless.

Post by **Alya Mizar (Tsybil)** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:52 pm

One of the Manthra on my Garuds LS came back from a break complaining about having to shave.

"Nori" I said quite shocked, "we arrre SUPPOSED to be furrry."

Talis Kitsue · Post by **Talis Kitsue** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:37 pm

this taru new to the game walks up to me and /pokes me, i turn and look down (targeted XD) wave and bow.

taru: "Mithra are stupid, its just for the sake of having cat girls "

i look at him and do /angry (looks like im steping on him XD)

me: "quiet you before i use my sword and make {tarutaru} {meat dishes} "
he then did the same to another mithra who lead him into a skeleton in front of the zone. ^^;

Post by **Karou Ariyen** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:44 am

Just happened in my party

(Suterusu) Insert Key} {Mithra} {Holy Circle}
(Karou) {Mithra} Karou {Holy Circle} Access DENIED
(Suterusu) What about our lovely Wokeye
(Karou) /em licks Wokeye
(Suterusu) Can I join in?
(Wokeye) Im a Lezzy
(Karou) I'm Bisexual. But I'm busy now.
(Cartman) AHAHAHA {burn}ed back to back in less then a Minute!

(Suterusu) Mithra's Reproduce Asexually Too!
(Karou) Oh? Have you ever seen a Mithra do that before?
(Suterusu) No.
(Karou) Ya And You'll probobly never get to see a mithra reproduce.....with you....
(Wokeye) PWNED! By The Kitty Champion!
(Suterusu) YOU ALL SUCK YOU KNOW THAT!?
(Karou) What else is new?
(Cartman) Dude Sut, shutup, your getting owned by a girl quicker then New Orleans by a hurricane!

Kintrra · Post by **Kintrra** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:32 pm

oh hell. That one's frickin great. Go Karou! XD

Eviticus · Post by **Eviticus** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:52 pm

So I was in West Ron. doing the whole Red/Dash Sash thing, and we were fighting non-stop Toro's. I was there as my pitiful 21Blm/5Bst just for the Warp and Track. I wasn't concerned about dealing damage, just keeping track of the damn thing so I could get the sash when I could. ^.^;

Anyways, somehow a high level Jp AF clad Taru BST got hate, and was pulling the Toro to the gate to Sandy where we fight these things. His short stubby little legs weren't fast enough to out run Toro, so he was getting kicked in the butt alot, but wasn't getting warped to {Home Point}. And then it occured to me, the bull likes to play soccer. Here he is, kicking this small white ball all around the forest. So I send him a tell.

Evit: {Good job!} {Incredibly tough} {Tarutaru} {Beastmaster} ^.^ {Impaction} {target}!

Bst: (Did some sweatdrop thing involving Jp characters I can't type)

Anyways, yeah, i thought the impaction target thing was funny. ^.^;

Post by **Yukira** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:20 pm

KarouKaniyashia wrote:(Suterusu) Mithra's Reproduce Asexually Too!
(Karou) Oh? Have you ever seen a Mithra do that before?
(Suterusu) No.
(Karou) Ya And You'll probobly never get to see a mithra reproduce.....with you....
(Wokeye) PWNED! By The Kitty Champion!
(Suterusu) YOU ALL SUCK YOU KNOW THAT!?
(Karou) What else is new?
(Cartman) Dude Sut, shutup, your getting owned by a girl quicker then New Orleans by a hurricane!

Way to go Karou!

Just remind me not to talk anything like that with you... I'd hate to get pwned like that...^^'

Kitty put downs, wipeouts, and snarky comments.

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