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Re: Am I the only one?

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Actually poles are less stress on an apartment / house than a chinning bar.

A good friend has a pole in his dining room and a bunch of stripper GFs / roommates to play on it. I discovered I am WAY too old to do pole dancing but no one was looking thankfully.
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I clearly need more friends like yours.
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:shock:
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Sugami wrote::shock:
What has you so shocked?
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Pole dancing friends :lol:
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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Foulspawn wrote:Pics or it didn't happen!
You would be disappointed. They only practice their moves, it isn't work so they don't have to take anything off.
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I have the wrong kinds of friends... :cry:
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Tivia wrote:I have the wrong kinds of friends... :cry:
LOL me too.
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I have a feeling it's not your friends, but perhaps the lack of a pole (and maybe some alcohol) :angel:
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These things can be fixed.
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Foulspawn wrote:
Tivia wrote:I have the wrong kinds of friends... :cry:
LOL me too.
Nope, wrong job.

Guy with the living room, pole, stripper GFs & roomies used to manage topless bars.
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Krissy wrote:These things can be fixed.
They certainly can!
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Perhaps, but i have no desire to install a pole in my house or manage a strip club for that matter. :D
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I got to know a LOT of strippers when I was sewing their costumes.

Better money these days in S & M clothing and gear.

Do you sew by chance?
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Lol, no. I install patient monitoring networks in hospitals.
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Alya Mizar (Tsybil) wrote:I got to know a LOT of strippers when I was sewing their costumes.

Better money these days in S & M clothing and gear.

Do you sew by chance?
Krissy is looking to learn... >.>
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*coughs and then hides*
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Mystiana wrote:Krissy is looking to learn... >.>
Sewing? Dancing? S & M?

*giggles*
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yes.
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*coughs and hides*
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Come out come out where ever you are.
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Allow me to visit some of my cosplaying friends for some whips and chains.

I'm pretty sure a couple of them have those.
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I'm not sure we have any whips, just ... actually, I have no idea how to classify that thing. :?:
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If it has limp bits flogger works.

It its rigid and not of club / bat proportions, paddle.

Either of those?
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I guess it's a mini-flogger, then. Krissy calls it a flail... it's effective... mew :oops:
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I have made a few of those.
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you all are getting kinda personal, there. And I wasn't quite sure what to call it either, I suppose flail wasn't quite right. Flogger then?
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Yes, from what you all have said its a flogger.

Those tend to have rigid handles and several to many long rectangular soft leather tails. Of course many other materials work for the flogging ends (or floopy bits as I like to call them), strips of inner tubes, those medical rubber tubes, plastic aquarium tubing, even cloth.

I am willing to bet some use strips of chainmail but I have never seen any. For those into showing off bruises I bet chainmail would leave a pretty pattern.
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That sounds kinda painful.
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