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Funny ways to describe your love for someone

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In lue of a short survey given to me by a friend, I have begun to think about this, and thusly, I have started the "Funny ways to describe your love for someone" thread. It begins with my idea of love...

My love for you is like a perfectly made cup of cocoa, with whipped cream, a slight taste of marshmellow, and caramel... murr....
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My love for you is like a truck, berserker....

Would you like some making f***, berserker...
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Post by Nobodyreal »

JediKitsune wrote:My love for you is like a truck, berserker....

Would you like some making f***, berserker...
"Did he just say making f***?"
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In case I've lost someone along the way, the rules of this game are simple. You must write a line (or two or too many) to someone, an unknown, unnamed, and possible made up person, declaring your love for them. It cannot be generic

I.E: I would give up the moon for you

or: My love for you is like a dozen roses.

We get those a lot, folks, so be unique. IT HAS TO BE UNIQUE X3 otherwise, the evil fairy will come and bop you with her wand 'o disentary >.>
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My one and only flower, my goddess of love, shine apon me with your light and be with me forever..........
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Post by Alya Mizar (Tsybil) »

I love you as the roses love fresh horse poo.

That kind of thing?
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Post by JediKitsune »

Something like...

I love you like Vin Diesel loves the screams of innocent children?
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Post by Kahvi »

so.. you mean something like:

my love for you lingers in my heart like the scent of puke and S*** at a truck stop bathroom.

is that what you mean?
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My love for you is like a never ending spiral of pain and misery, that can only continue until the end of all existance on the planet. Thus causing a massive wave of post nuclear death and castrophony that could only... Ooops sry. was thinking about how I feel about my job. :P
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My love for you is like when you hear the perfect note in that one song thats been stuck in your head driving your crazy with passion.
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JediKitsune wrote:Something like...

I love you like Vin Diesel loves the screams of innocent children?
:lol:
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Kahvi wrote:so.. you mean something like:

my love for you lingers in my heart like the scent of puke and S*** at a truck stop bathroom.

is that what you mean?
:shock: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: I want to add one but I'll NEVER top that!
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake
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